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Official Profile

Age 14
Height 155 cm
Race Erune
Hobbies Working on his special sword technique, searching for a princess
Likes Helping people, words of gratitude
Dislikes Knotting together strings of his equipment and ornaments
Character Release
才能も、装備も、技術もまったく足りてないが、気持ちだけは真っ直ぐで、自分は伝説の勇者になれると信じて疑わない純心少年。
大仰な必殺技名の割にはただの葉っぱの目くらましだったり、ドングリやマツボックリを投げつけるだけだったり、おまけに木の手作り装備しかないけれど、そんな状況で魔物に挑んでしまう命知らずがみんなをハラハラさせてしまう。
勇者にまつわるもの全てに憧れを抱き、少年が夢想するように伝説になりたがる。いずれドラゴンや魔王を倒して姫君と結婚することを真剣に考えている全力妄想最前線の14才である。
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* This is an unofficial, amateur translation.
Age 14歳
Height 155cm
Race エルーン
Hobbies 必殺剣技の開発、姫様探し
Likes 人助け、感謝の言葉
Dislikes 装具や装飾の紐結び
Character Release
才能も、装備も、技術もまったく足りてないが、気持ちだけは真っ直ぐで、自分は伝説の勇者になれると信じて疑わない純心少年。
大仰な必殺技名の割にはただの葉っぱの目くらましだったり、ドングリやマツボックリを投げつけるだけだったり、おまけに木の手作り装備しかないけれど、そんな状況で魔物に挑んでしまう命知らずがみんなをハラハラさせてしまう。
勇者にまつわるもの全てに憧れを抱き、少年が夢想するように伝説になりたがる。いずれドラゴンや魔王を倒して姫君と結婚することを真剣に考えている全力妄想最前線の14才である。
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Special Cutscenes

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Happy Birthday Cutscenes
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Guess what day it is!
Heh heh... Happy birthday, Captain!
Anyway, here you go. I got you a present!
Huh? No, they're not acorns!
Here, you take a handful like this, get a big windup, and throw!
Harvest's Judgment! Harvest's Judgment! Harvest's Judgment!
Simple, right? Have fun, Captain!

2

Happy birthday, Captain!
Hehe...Actually, I couldn't pick out a present for you...
I-it's not as if I have nothing for you! I did think of something!
(Captain), ask of me anything you like!
I can get you a cake, or food, or even decorate your room. Anything.
Just for today I will accomplish any task you set for me.
Go ahead! Ask me for anything. I will be your hero.

3

Happy birthday, (Captain)!
I'm so happy to be a part of the crew!
I mean, the hero that I want to become is always right by my side.
Someday I'll be as brave and kind as you, (Captain)!
Hehe, did something I said embarrass you?
I'm gonna try harder than ever, so be sure to get my back, (Captain)!

4

(Captain), I know it's your birthday today and everything...
But can I ask you to spar with me?
I thought about what I could get you as a birthday present...
And I decided that showing you my progress in becoming stronger would be the greatest present I could give!
Hm... Is it too much to ask?

  • Choose: Sounds like fun.
    You'll spar with me? Hooray!
  • Choose: Let's go full out!
    Huh? Go full out? Gulp...
    But you're going out of your way to practice with me, after all... So I gotta do my best!

All right! I won't be taking it easy on you, (Captain)!
Let's do this fair and square.
Hraaaah!

5

(Captain), I made you birthday cake to show my appreciation for all you do!
It's not much, but I hope you like it.
You remember how you sparred with me on your birthday last year?
I lost, of course, but I don't regret it one bit!
Having such an amazing captain as my goalpost moved me to tears!
If this cake relieves you of some of your fatigue, then I've done my part!
You deserve to take it easy on your birthday!

Happy New Year Cutscenes
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Happy New Year!
What's this feeling of elation coming over me?
Is it the heroic blood that runs through my veins doing this?
I'm just so antsy today for some reason.
Gah, I don't get it!
I don't know why, but it feels like I'm going to get something really nice from you today, Captain.
Heh heh. Just gonna have to wait a little longer, I s'pose.

2

(Captain), happy New Year!
I heard from the crew that today's the day for setting new goals for this year.
Huh? My goals?
You already know my goals. I'm going to spend the year training and finally become a hero!
Whad'ya think? Amazing, right? I aim high, don't I?
So... I was thinking... How about giving me...
Yeah! That thing I got last year! New Year's m-mon...
Yeah! A monkey!
Wait! No! I mean, I want New Year's money. M-O-N-E-Y!
Man... You set me up, didn't you...

3

Happy New Year, (Captain)!
Look outside! Don't you just love the morning daylight?
Someday I'm gonna be a hero just like the daylight, shining across all of the skies!
But first, I need to find myself a weapon suitable for such a hero. So...
Please give me some New Year's money!
Wait, really? For me?
Yay, awesome! With this much, I can definitely buy an awesome weapon!
Hehe... You're the best, (Captain)! Thanks!

4

Hah! Hup! Hiyah!
Sigh... Oh, (Captain)! Did I wake you up?
Huh? What am I doing? I'm practicing, of course!
Remember you gave me New Year's money last year? I used it to buy myself a real sword!
But I didn't realize a real sword would be so heavy...
I was so excited when I bought it that I didn't notice. Even swinging it a little bit is tiring...
That's why I figured I should gain some muscle by doing practice swings every morning!
I bought this sword with your money after all, so I have to put it to good use!
Now, time to get back to work! I'll catch up to you one day, (Captain)!

5

I did it! I finally beat a monster by myself!
It was a weak one, but still... It's proof that all my daily training has paid off!
(Captain) flashes a smile back and hands Thelonim a small envelope.
Is this a reward for taking down a monster? Sorry, but I don't need it!
I only did what any hero would do... Wait, it's New Year's money?
Oh yeah, I completely forgot. It's that time of year again.
I feel kind of bad considering all I do is bother you. You're really kind, you know that?
I'm happy that you care about me enough to gift me things!
I hope we have another good year together!

Valentine's Day Cutscenes
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Happy Valentine's!
Forsooth! My fair princess, bequeath upon me thine confectionary ambrosia, so resplendent in your love for me! The hero, Thelonim!
With prize in hand, I pledge to you loyalty unfailing, love eternal!
Now, my fair princess... Gimme those chocolates!
Heh heh... I was willing to do just about anything to get my hands on these! Quest complete!

2

Captain, happy Valentine's Day!
Please give me the holiest present of all...
N-no! I didn't actually want a treasure like that!
I want the thing from last year! You know! The blackened ingot.
Yes! That! The slab of chocolate!
Hahaha... Thank you, (Captain).

3

Happy Valentine's Day, (Captain)!
The heroic Thelonim humbly accepts your gift of affection!
I know you've got a chocolate bar for me, don't you? A dark chocolate ingot with my name on it!
I could smell your chocolatey scent from across the room—not to mention you bring me one every year!
Ehehe... But that's just what I like! I'm already looking forward to next year's!

4

Oh, (Captain)! Fancy seeing you here!
Huh? I-I wasn't waiting around for you or anything...
I was just taking a stroll nearby and definitely didn't catch the scent of something sweet...
With a knowing smile, (Captain) hands Thelorim a box of chocolate.
Wow, you actually did have some! Wait, um...
Ugh... I'm always bothering you, so I thought I could hold it in this year, but...
I guess I should've been honest from the start! Thank you, (Captain)!

5

(Captain)! You know how today's Valentine's—
(Captain) is quick to present Thelonim with a box of chocolates.
Wow, that was fast! It's like you already knew what I was going to say!
I was actually going to bug you for a box of chocolates like I usually do...
Ehehe, looks like you saw right through me!
Just goes to show how far our relationship has come!
I hope we can keep this up for years to come!

White Day Cutscenes
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Happy White Day!
Here's what I got you in return.
No, no, these aren't just any ordinary cookies!
These are special heroic cookies I made from acor— I mean, Harvest's Judgment seeds I collected in the forest yesterday!
They're aromatic and quite tasty, if I do say so! And if you eat a mouthful, you'll grow a hundred times more heroic!

2

(Captain), happy White Day!
Huh? No. This year you won't be getting a Harvest's Judgment cookie from me.
That'd be boring. So this year I made cookies from nuts.
H-how rude! Of course my cookies are eatable!
I dried them and boiled them and cleaned them! It was hard work!
I even added some dry fruits into the mix. These are some tasty cookies.
Okay, capta— I mean your Highness. Please reap the fruits of my plight.
So what do you think? Good, right?

3

Happy White Day, (Captain)!
This here's for you!
Hehe. Go ahead and take a whiff. Sweet, isn't it?
It's candy made from honey! Doesn't that sound scrumptious?
But this isn't just any ordinary honey... I also made it with acorns I picked myself using Harvest's Judgment!
It may taste a little funny, but that's because it's packed with nutrients!
I mean, who's ever heard of an out-of-shape hero? Make sure you eat some and stay healthy too, (Captain)!

4

(Captain), I have something for you, as thanks for Valentine's!
Ehehe, it looks like a pine cone, doesn't it? But it actually isn't one!
It's a cookie tower! I took a lot of thin cookies and stacked them together to make it!
What do you think? Were you surprised?
Don't worry, it still tastes very good!
I'll make something even more creative next year, so I hope you'll look forward to it!

5

Ah, (Captain)! Hey, don't look!
Er, sorry... Wrapping the ribbon over this White Day gift is taking longer than I'd hoped...
I've never been good with knots, and I didn't want you to see this clumsy side of me...
So believe me when I say I'm not angry with you!
You might find it silly and not mind at all...
But I don't want to compromise! A hero should never back down from a challenge!
Just give me a few minutes! I promise not to take too long!
And so the captain gleefully watches Thelonim struggle with a knot.

Gift
Light Cookies
5th year:
Tasty Macaroons
Trick or Treat Cutscenes
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Trick or treat!
Today's the day you get to dress up as anything you want, right?
Heh heh. In that case, I'll dress the part of a hero!
That's right, the legendary hero Thelonim, on a quest to save the skies!
I don armor of gold, and a cape of crimson!
With trusty shining shield in hand, I sing gallant songs of derring-do!
I draw my holy sword, and ride my silver steed into the sunset!
That's the kind of hero I want to be!

2

Happy Halloween!
What will you dress up as this Halloween?
Hm? And me?
Umm... You can't tell just by looking? I'm already in my costume...
I'm a hero! A real-life hero! Don't you remember what I said last year!
I-I know... Right now all I've got is a wooden sword and wooden armor, but someday I'm going to have an ensemble made of gold!
My attire will be that of a legendary hero and I will inherit a kingdom.
So you were pretty surprised, right? Right?
Because I played a trick on you, I get a treat! Gimme!
Huh? No?
But I thought if I put on a costume and tricked you, then I would get something?
What? That's not how any of this works? Darn...

3

Happy Halloween, (Captain)!
Ahem! It is I, Thelonium, the bravest hero in all the skies!
Should a voice cry out for help in the furthest corner of the heavens, I will hasten there!
No evil will draw near while the hero Thelonium is here! (Captain), your villainy is at an end!
Hehe, how about that? Did I surprise you, (Captain)?
Oh, but I shouldn't call you a villain... even as a joke.
Huh, treats for me? Even after I tricked you?
Gee, (Captain), you are really too nice.

4

Tada! Look, (Captain)!
Take a look at the shield I'm holding! Do you notice anything?
This is actually made from the scales of monsters I defeated myself!
Well... The other guys in the crew helped me out a bit, of course...
But if you're gonna dress up, you gotta go full out, right? And that includes equipment!
This won't be all though! After all, I'm gonna be a hero!
I'm gonna make sure that, someday, I'll be a hero so fine that no one is gonna think my equipment is fake!

5

Trick or treat!
Here's your share of treats, (Captain)!
Since I'm usually the one accepting treats, I thought I'd change things up this year.
Making people happy is part of a hero's job after all!
To live up to my legacy, I not only need to look the part—I also have to act the part!
And I just proved that I'm absolutely bursting with kindness in my heart! Or not! Ehehe...

Happy Holidays Cutscenes
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Happy holidays!
Hey, hey, I heard something from Vyrn!
He says there's gonna be a big party with the whole crew, today! Is that true, Captain?
Oh my gosh, it is?
Heh heh, hooray! Oh, I can't wait for tonight!

2

(Captain)! (Captain)! Look! Look! I found something awesome!
It's Harvest's Judgment!
Haha. You jelly? I found them on the other island.
What? What do you mean they are the same as the other ones? No they're not! Look real hard!
These are all messed up. But these ones are super round and have four edges!
Hehehe... This must be the infamous Santa's special delivery.
Come on! Today is the day miracles happen.
I hope he leaves you something good too.
If he doesn't, don't get sad though, okay? 'Cause I'll give you some Harvest's Judgment!
Haha! Happy holidays! May this year be merry for you too, (Captain)!

3

Hey, (Captain)! You know what I want? A sled. You know, like the one that legend rides on the most holy of nights.
I mean, if I had a sled like that, I could save princesses from all over the skies in a heartbeat!
Hmm... But how would I even get one? I don't think I even have enough money to buy a regular sled.
Oh! Here's an idea—acorns! With Harvest's Judgment, maybe I can gather enough to trade for a sled myself!
Yeah! I'll gather all the acorns... Just watch! Actually, (Captain), could you lend me a hand?

4

(Captain), happy holidays!
Here you go... I made you a Harvest's Judgment wreath!
I don't have any money, so this was all I could make, but...
It's filled with all my wishes for your health and safety!
Hehe, I hope you like it!

5

(Captain), look! Isn't it just so pretty?
The others asked me to help decorate the tree!
I'm not that good with my fingers, but...
Helping again and again really improved my skills! Guess that's what it means to gain experience, huh?
I've still got a long way to go until I'm a hero, but I feel a little closer now after challenging something I'm not good at!
I'll keep making progress, so one day you can count on me for anything!

Fate Episodes

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What's in a Lie?

While visiting a small village, the crew loses a job to the young Thelonim, who claims to be descended from a great hero. As it turns out, the villagers have been lying to Thelonim about his supposedly heroic heritage for years, and the crew is asked to make him realize the truth. However, Thelonim always knew what was going on. In the end, his unwavering faith causes nothing short of a miracle to happen.



(Captain) and the crew receive a letter from the elder of a distant village.
Inside is an urgent request to vanquish the monsters in a nearby forest, along with a more complicated matter.
Vyrn: Wheeze... We've been walking all day, and we're still not at the elder's house?
Lyria: Oh, I think I see it, Vyrn! That big house over there.
???: Hold it, you lot.
Vyrn: Hmm? What's up with you? You from around here?
Thelonim: Pleased to make your acquaintance. I'm Thelonim, descendent of heroes and future legend.
Vyrn: Legend? Heroes? What're you babbling about?
Thelonim: Hm, I take it you lot are the skyfarers summoned by the village elder?
Lyria: That's right! Wait, how do you know that?
Thelonim: Heh heh, I thought so! Sorry about this, but you're going to have to pass a little test first.
Vyrn: Hey, hold up. That's no way to welcome visitors!
Thelonim charges at the party without a word.
Thelonim: All right, here I come! First up... Have a taste of my strongest spell!
Vyrn: Strongest spell? Watch out, (Captain)!
Thelonim: Dragonic Megastorm!
Vyrn: Whoaaa... Wait, this is just a bunch of leaves!
Thelonim: I'm not done yet! Awaken, slumbering might! Prepare for an onslaught of shooting stars!
Thelonim: Gigantem Meteorum!
Lyria: Eeek! Ouch... Wait, are these pinecones?
Thelonim: Time to end this! An art supreme, capable of felling even the greatest of magisters in a single blow!
Thelonim: Gallant Smash!
(Captain) crouches low, preparing to take the brunt of Thelonim's full-body charge.
The captain parries the blow and stands perplexed. Lyria is the first to realize the source of (Captain)'s confusion.
Lyria: Hm, now that I look at it, is Thelonim's sword made of wood?
Vyrn: It's not just his sword! His armor and shield's made of wood, too!
Thelonim's equipment is so shoddy-looking that it seems certain he made it himself.
Thelonim: Heh heh... Looks like the match is settled!
Hey! Elder!
Thelonim: I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that a hero like me is way stronger than any skyfarer! Now I'm gonna make you honor your promise!
Thelonim jauntily enters the village elder's house, shouting at the top of his lungs.
The crew follows in a state of utter bewilderment.
Thelonim: Heh heh... Unfortunately for you, I, the heroic heir Thelonim, took the job first!
Thelonim: You can beg on your hands and knees, but I'll never, ever, ever let you have it!
And with that, Thelonim dashes off as fast as his legs will take him.
Vyrn: Hey, elder dude? What's the deal here?
Vyrn: You didn't really give that guy the mission, did you?
Village Elder: Actually, the request that little fellow took was not entirely genuine.
Vyrn: Whaddya mean, not genuine?
The elder winces. Chagrined, he begins to relate a tale from long ago.
Some years back, Thelonim lost both his parents, and struggled to survive with no one to watch over him.
Taking pity on the boy, the village elder told him a... minor falsehood... in order to buoy his spirits.
Village Elder: You may not believe this, Thelonim, but the blood of a great hero flows within you.
Village Elder: You may very well swing your sword one day to strike down a monstrous menace to our village, just as your father did before you.
Thelonim: I'm a... hero? Is that true, Elder?
Encouraged by those words, Thelonim was soon back to his old self.
Thelonim: Take this! Harvest's Judgement! Harvest's Judgement! Harvest's Judgement!
Ruffian:
Ruffian: Augh... You got me...
Ruffian: Darn it... I knew we couldn't beat the great hero, Thelonim! The terrifying power of those acorns was just... Uh, what am I supposed to say, again?
Ruffian: Eh, doesn't matter. Anyway, that was some crazy magic! Seriously, Thelonim's no joke, guys!
Thelonim: Heh heh... But of course! I am a great hero, after all! Now I hope you've learned your lesson. Go forth and never do evil again!
Ruffian: (Bwahaha... This rules. All I gotta do is play villain to this kid's hero, and they pay my tab at the bar!)
Ruffian: (Pfft. What's that old man thinking, anyway?)
Slowly but surely, the elder's lie spread throughout the village.
In time, the village's entire population came to treat Thelonim like a great hero.
Villager: If it isn't our great hero, Thelonim! Be a good hero and help me with my farmwork, won't you?
Thelonim: I don't have time for that! I've gotta go to the mountains and train!
Villager: But farmwork will give you the powerful legs a hero needs!
Thelonim: No way! Really? I'm in! Let me help!
The villagers began to take advantage of poor Thelonim, forcing their busywork on him at their convenience.
Nonetheless, Thelonim naively continued to believe the villagers.
Village Elder: And that, my friends, is that.
Vyrn: Slow your roll! It sounds like you and the rest of the town are all at fault here!
Lyria: So does that mean the real mission is—
Village Elder: Hm, yes... I want you to show Thelonim how tough skyfarers really are, and make him give up this silly hero quest of his.
The crew rushes after Thelonim, who has gone into the forest to hunt monsters.
Vyrn: Found him! Hey, Thelonim! Hold on a sec!
Thelonim: You sure are persistent. And after I told you I wouldn't let you take the job too!
Vyrn: We're worried about you, ya little twerp! It's dangerous in here, and that equipment of yours doesn't seem up to snuff.
Thelonim: It's fine! This is no ordinary wooden sword! It's a mighty blade carved from the wood of the legendary holy tree!
Thelonim: The crest on my armor is that of a legendary holy order of knights, enough to give pause to even the stoutest of foes!
Vyrn: A holy crest? It just looks like some scribbles to me... You were tricked, Thelonim!
Thelonim: Impossible! The village elder told me himself! He's the most respected man in town!
Vyrn: Argh, he's never gonna listen... That old dude really dug himself in deep with the make believe.
Monster: Groar!
Thelonim: Waaargh!
A deafening roar rings out, followed by a shriek of terror.
When they do, they see an out-of-breath Thelonim standing in the way of a massive monster.
Lyria: Thelonim, no! Let (Captain) handle this one!
Thelonim: Huff... Huff... You guys just don't give up. I told you... I won't... let you have this one...
Thelonim: I made a promise to the elder... To the whole village... I promised I'd become a hero and protect them...
Vyrn: Yeah, but they all lied to you!
Vyrn: The villagers made up that hero stuff to cheer you up!
Lyria: Vyrn's telling the truth. Please, Thelonim. Come back and—
Thelonim: Who cares if it was all lies!
Vyrn: Uh...
Lyria: What?
Thelonim: I always knew they were lying, but they were doing it for me!
Thelonim: And I'm gonna make that lie the truth if it's the last thing I do!
At that moment, something miraculous occurs.
An ancient spirit responds to Thelonim's sincerity, the crest on his armor erupting into light.
The mysterious power Thelonim was suddenly able to call upon engulfs the enormous monster, defeating it in an instant.
Vyrn: Hm... So does this mean his crest is the real deal?
Lyria: Hee hee, I wonder. It seems like the crest isn't the only thing of his that's genuine.
Vyrn: So then does that also mean... Thelonim's gonna be a real hero?
Thelonim: Hey, um, Captain? I, the great hero Thelonim, require an airship in order to save the world, so...
  1. Just don't make a mess.
  2. It's not going to be easy, you know.

Choose: Just don't make a mess.
Thelonim: Of course! I won't unleash my full power onboard. Don't worry about it, Captain!

Choose: It's not going to be easy, you know.
Thelonim: It's not? Awesome! Trial and tribulation are a hero's best friends!
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And with that, Thelonim joins the crew, marking the start of a legend to span the azure skies...

A Hero's Dream

Vyrn and company take Thelonim to a weapon dealer to outfit him with something better. Once there, Thelonim shows an unexpected reaction to a sword that a princess once bestowed on her knight. The princess-obsessed Thelonim is just about to buy the sword when a ruffian appears to snatch it away from him.



Thelonim is just about used to life with the crew.
Today, he joins (Captain) and company to eat at a nearby town canteen.
Vyrn: Hey, Thelonim, isn't it about time to do something about that equipment of yours?
Thelonim: What do you mean?
Vyrn: I mean, you made it yourself! It always looks like everything's about to fall apart!
Thelonim: Honestly, I'm not worried about it.
Vyrn: I'm not talking about you! We're the ones freaking out every time we see you go into battle!
Lyria: All right, Vyrn, all right. If you're that worried about his equipment, why don't we do some shopping for him?
Vyrn: Heh, now you're talking! What do you say we buy the little guy a proper sword, (Captain)?
Thelonim: (Sigh. What I've got is just fine.)
(Captain) and the crew bring a decidedly unenthused Thelonim to a weapon dealer.
Neither the wondrous assortment of weapons, nor the shopkeeper's effusive sales pitches do anything to sway him.
Shopkeeper: Don't like this one either, eh? You're a tough one to please.
Shopkeeper: I hate to say it, but I might not have anything you'll like.
With a heavy, defeated sigh, the shopkeeper picks up a sword, scratching his head with his spare hand in an attempt to conceal his embarrassment.
Shopkeeper: Actually, I think this might be a good fit. Long ago, this beauty was bestowed upon a noble knight by a princess from a land far to the east.
Thelonim: Um, mister, c-can you repeat that?
Shopkeeper: Repeat what? The part about it being a good fit for you?
Thelonim: No, after that!
Shopkeeper: Hm, the part about it being bestowed upon a noble knight?
Thelonim: No! After that!
Shopkeeper: Ah, that it once belonged to a princess from an eastern kingdom?
Thelonim: A p-p-princess!
Thelonim: Oh, what music to my ears. This sword is absolutely splendid!
Thelonim: Shopkeeper! Please, allow me the honor of using this blade!
Vyrn: That's a total one-eighty from the way you were acting a second ago!
Shopkeeper: Hahaha! I'm not sure what brought you around, but I'll happily make the sale. Come again anytime!
As the shopkeeper reaches to hand the sword to Thelonim, a voice rings out.
Ruffian: Hey, hold it! I saw that bad boy first! Sorry, kid, but the sword's mine!

A Hero's Dream: Scene 2

Strangely enough, the ruffian who suddenly interrupted Thelonim just moments before is another supposed descendant of a great hero. Thelonim is overjoyed to have met another ally, but another thug appears and reveals Thelonim's newfound friend to be a scam artist.



Thelonim and the crew defeat the ill-mannered ruffian.
Ruffian: Heh, not bad! Can't believe you beat me, the descendant of a great hero, so easily!
Vyrn: Did I hear that right? Something about that sounded vaguely familiar...
Thelonim: You too? I never expected to run into a fellow scion of a heroic line in a place like this!
Vyrn: Sigh... You know heroes don't just pop out of thin air like this right?
Vyrn: And wait a sec! You haven't even been recognized as a hero yourself, Thelonim!
Ruffian: Bwahaha! I've taken a shine to you, kiddo! Let's grab some grub and talk over the finer points of hero-ing! My treat!
Vyrn: What gives! We just ended up right back where we started!
Lyria: Now, now. It's not so bad, Vyrn. I like this place!
While Lyria cheerfully eats, Vyrn can't help but notice something's amiss.
Vyrn: It's weird, though. Why did you both want that sword?
Thelonim: Because to a hero, meeting a princess is the ultimate aspiration! Part of your destiny!
Lyria: Um, what do you mean, exactly?
Thelonim: I've done my homework. Read all the books. Heard all the fairy tales.
Thelonim: All the heroes spoken of in myth and legend defeat some kind of scary monster or dragon, and then they marry a princess.
Thelonim: No ifs, ands, or buts. If you're a hero, that's what you do. Period.
Vyrn: Well, I guess that does happen a lot in stories.
Lyria: You're right. Katalina's told me lots of stories like that.
Thelonim: Which means as a hero, I'm gonna get to, um, m-marry a... p-princess.
Ruffian: Exactly! Well said, kiddo! Bwahahaha!
A jeering voice cuts across the two would-be heroes' excited chatter.
Barfly: You think you're a hero? Lyin' Luger here's up to his old tricks again, deceivin' folks as usual!
Lyria: What do you mean?
Barfly: Ha ha ha! What do I mean? This guy's specialty is saying just what other people want to hear!
Barfly: Pretends to be your friend when you pass through town, then takes you for a ride when you least expect it! A total con man!
Unable to hide his shock, Thelonim speaks up in a tremulous voice.
Thelonim: I-Is that true, mister? It's not, right?
Ruffian: ...
Barfly: As a matter of fact, he called us here to help him rob you blind!
Thelonim: Hey, he's not telling the truth, is he? Answer me, mister! You're a hero, right?
Ruffian: Gah, you idiots just had to rush things! These birdbrained kids would've been easy marks if you coulda just kept a lid on it!

A Hero's Dream: Scene 3

The crew's attempts to cheer Thelonim up come with limited success, but a coincidental mention of princesses inspires a slightly scary fanaticism from Thelonim, dragging him out of his doldrums.



Hollow victory in hand, (Captain) and the crew begin the journey to their next destination.
There's a point of grave concern for the crew, however. Thelonim has yet to utter a single word since returning to the ship.
Vyrn: Hey, Thelonim? Don't worry too much about what happened, okay?
Lyria: Vyrn's right. You have to just ignore bad people like that!
Thelonim: Who cares if it was a lie...
Vyrn: Huh?
Thelonim: It's fine. I'm used to being lied to, after all.
Thelonim: I'm going to become the greatest hero in all the skies. A minor setback like this isn't going to get me down.
Thelonim flashes a courageous smile in an attempt to deflect concern, inspiring a surprising flood of emotions from the crew.
Lyria: Oh, Thelonim...
Vyrn: Cheer up, buddy! Here, you c'n have half of the pink princess apple I bought at the market!
Thelonim: Princess? Did someone say princess? Where?
Vyrn: Stay with me, Thelonim! Princess apples are delicious, but there's no actual princesses involved.
Thelonim: You said princesses! I heard you!
Katalina: Who's been running around the deck in muddy boots? I want to know who the author of these prints is.
Thelonim: Princes? Did you say princes? Do they have sisters? Just point me in their general direction!
Vyrn: She said prints, not prince! Get a grip!
Thelonim: A princess, a princess! I gotta make sure I look heroic when I meet her. Here's my sword... Got my shield...
Thelonim: Oh no, wait! I haven't defeated a single dragon or demon. Vyrn, what will she ever think of me!
Vyrn: How the heck should I know?
Lyria: This is an awful lot like what happened at the weapon shop.
Lyria: Anything princess-related just seems to set him off.
Vyrn: Whoa, you're right... You're one weird little dude, Thelonim.
(Captain) and the others smile ruefully as Thelonim's disappointment is swept away by full-blown princess fever.

A Hero's Trial

Vania tests Thelonim's ability to serve as her bodyguard, but concludes that he's not ready to assume the mantle. Although he has failed her trial, Thelonim promises Vania that he will one day become strong enough to protect her.



Thelonim: What! No way! You're a p-p-princess?
One fateful day aboard (Captain)'s ship, Thelonim meets Vania for the first time.
He is shocked to learn that Vania is, indeed, a princess.
Thelonim: (Holy moly! I've finally met the real thing!)
Vania: What's with you? Hello?
Thelonim: Ack! Um, er...
Thelonim: Ahem! Allow me to properly introduce myself, princess. I am known as the hero, Thelonim!
Vania: Um... hero? What are you talking about?
Thelonim: I am a devotee of gallantry and fearlessness! Someone who is worthy of your praise!
Thelonim: Princess, I beseech thee! Allow me to protect you! That is my duty as a hero!
Vania: So what you're saying is... you want to serve me?
Vania: Mm-hmm, I see, I see. You want to become my bodyguard!
Vania: But I've already got (Captain), you know!
Thelonim: Wait! As a hero, I am more qualified than (Captain) is!
Vania: Hm... You look kinda wimpy to me.
Thelonim: Ngh...
Vania: And you don't look as dependable as (Captain), either.
Thelonim: Grglrgh... It's true that I'm not that strong right now.
Thelonim: However! I'll definitely become stronger. I'll become the hero you deserve!
Vania: Oh... Is that so.
Vania: Hehehe! Okie dokie. I'll give you a chance!
An impish laugh escapes Vania's lips. Suddenly, she drops down on the floor, cowering in fear.
Vania: Eeek! It's scary! Save me!
Thelonim: Huh? Wh-what's wrong?
Vania: Humph! I'm scared because I'm being attacked!
Vania: And don't ask what's wrong! Say I'm going to save you! You want to be my bodyguard, right?
Thelonim: Ah! I get it now. Sorry.
Vania: Okay, do it again! And this time, protect me like you mean it!
Vania: Eeek! I'm scared!
With his eyes on Vania, Thelonim draws his wooden sword and points it toward an unseen enemy.
Thelonim: Stop right there, fiend! Relinquish yourself from the princess!
Thelonim: Prepare yourself for my ultimate sword strike!
Thelonim: Gallant Smash!
Thelonim: Phew. Are you unharmed, princess?
Vania: It's not over yet, you know.
I'm still so scared! Like, thiiiiis much!
Vania spreads both her arms out wide to show that there are still plenty of foes left to fight.
Thelonim: Whoa, th-that many? Never fear, the hero Thelonim will exterminate them posthaste!
Thelonim swings his wooden sword wildly at invisible enemies until Vania is satisfied.
Thelonim: Haa... haa... I think... that's the last of them... princess...
Vania: Yup! You got them all! Next!
Vania: Brr... It's so cold...
Thelonim: Oh no! Princess! What's wrong?
Vania: No, no, no! Were you even paying attention! Don't ask what's wrong!
Vania: I'm super sick, okay? You have to take care of me quickly!
Thelonim: I'm sorry. Please let me try again!
Vania: Okay! Here we go!
Vania: Hah... Ngh... It hurts...
Thelonim: Pardon my rudeness, princess.
With a serious countenance, Thelonim gently rests the back of his hand on Vania's forehead.
Thelonim: Yeow! You're burning up! What should I do? Ah, I know! I'll look for medicine!
Thelonim gets on his knees, and pantomimes looking through invisible brush. He completes his search and returns to Vania.
Thelonim: This is the fabled herb that cures all ailments! Open wide, princess!
Vania: Haa... Haa... Ngh...
Thelonim: D-did it work? Are you feeling better?
Vania: Yup! I feel much better now! Thanks!
Thelonim: Hehehe. Thank goodness. So what do you think, princess? I'm pretty reliable, right?
Vania: Hm... No, I knew it. You're hopeless.
Thelonim: What? But why?
Vania: Humph! Let me finish!
Vania: I get it. You want to protect me.
Vania: But I don't think you're strong enough for the job yet.
Vania: Whenever I'm in trouble, you need to come flying in to be by my side.
Vania: That means you'll have to become way, way stronger than me.
Vania: And when that time comes, I'll let you take over for (Captain) as my bodyguard, okay?
Thelonim: Really? Then I hereby swear on my honor that I shall become stronger! Strong enough to protect you!
Vania: Hehehe. Good! Pinky swear!
They raise their pinkies in the air.
With both of their pinkies intertwined, the promise is forged.
Vania: Heehee. If you break our promise, you're kaput. Don't you dare forget!
Thelonim: Haha, yes, my lady! I will never forget!
Thelonim bashfully gazes at Vania with a smile as her soft laughter fills the air.
Our young hero vows to become a champion worthy of the little princess. His mission, however, has only just begun.

Side-scrolling Quotes

JapaneseThis is an official transcription. EnglishThis is an official translation.
待ってて…助けにいくからね Wait for me! I'm coming to save you!
ボクがキミを守ってみせる! I'm gonna protect you!
姫様ーーー!助けに行くよー! I'm coming to save you, Princess!
勇ましき者と書いて勇者と読む! A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do!
(主人公)さん、ボクが斬り拓きます! I'll cut a way through, (Captain)!
ウソなんてなんだい!ウソなんてなんだい! They lied to me!
聖なる剣よ…聖なる盾よ… Holy shield and holy sword in hand!
魔王も龍も怖くない! Dragons and wizards don't scare me!
ちょっとまって~靴紐が結べなくって… Hold on, I gotta tie my shoes...
(主人公)さん、ボクも負けません! I'm not gonna lose either, (Captain)!

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