Scenario:Vaseraga - A Gift to a Warrior
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A Gift to a Warrior
The crew lands in Auguste for a refresher. Vaseraga, on the other hand, shows little interest in beach resorts, preferring to go monster hunting instead. (Captain) and the others gift him a swimsuit and insist he joins. Eventually, Vaseraga relents and decides to spend time with the crew.
Summer.
The Grandcypher has taken a detour to Auguste for a breather.
The Grandcypher has taken a detour to Auguste for a breather.
Inside the airship stands a single man, hesitant to take a step forward.
Vaseraga: ...
Vaseraga remains silent, his helmet covering his facial expression. Tension surrounds him.
Only few people aboard the ship are brave enough to break the ice.
Ilsa: Are you lost, Armored Chicken? The exit's right in front of you.
Vyrn: Hmm? Is something bothering you?
Vaseraga: Oh, it's you all. No, everything's fine. I'm not lost or anything.
Ilsa: Hmpf. From the looks of it, you have no idea how to spend this concept known as a vacation.
Ilsa: But you're in luck—we'll be guiding you step by step, so there's no need to worry.
Vaseraga: I appreciate your generosity, Commander, but I was just about to go on a monster hunt.
Lyria: Whaaat? A monster hunt?
Ilsa: That's certainly the last thing I would do at a tourist destination.
Vaseraga: I can't think of anything else to do here.
Vaseraga: Don't mind me. Go with (Captain) and enjoy yourselves to the fullest.
Vyrn: What are you talkin' about, Spiky! We're in Auguste, y'know? Auguste!
Lyria: That's right! Come join us, Vaseraga!
Ilsa: You heard them.
Vaseraga: Hmm...
I don't want to say no, but I'm afraid my presence will make the other tourists uncomfortable.
I don't want to say no, but I'm afraid my presence will make the other tourists uncomfortable.
Vaseraga: I mean, look at me. If I'm with you all, I'll probably end up drawing unwanted attention.
Lyria: Aww... But it doesn't bother us at all.
Vyrn: Yeah, don't sweat the small stuff. Besides, I'm sure you're tired from workin' all the time. Don't ya wanna kick back and relax?
Vaseraga: ...
Vaseraga's expression wavers for a moment, only to return to his usual demeanor in the blink of an eye.
Vaseraga: There's such a thing as too much relaxation...
Ilsa: ...
Ilsa: You leave me with no choice but to play my trump card, Armored Chicken.
Vaseraga: ...?
What do you mean, Ilsa?
What do you mean, Ilsa?
Ilsa: Heh. Let's show this poltroon who's in charge here! Bring out the goods!
Lyria: Yes, ma'am! On three! One, two...
Lyria & Vyrn: Three!
(Captain), Lyria, and Vyrn proudly reveal their surprise.
Vaseraga: Is this... some kind of fabric?
Vaseraga's confusion deepens as the crew push the bundle of fabric into his hands in earnest.
Vaseraga: It's... a bathing suit. "Large size for Draph men"...
Vaseraga: Don't tell me...
Lyria: Yep! It's a present from all of us!
Vyrn: We all racked our heads with Red, Blue, Sourpuss, and Scary Lady!
Vyrn: And this is the one we picked out together!
Vaseraga: ...
Ilsa: Oh, Armored Chicken. I bet now you're worried about revealing all those scars underneath your armor. Am I correct?
Vaseraga: Am I that easy to read?
Ilsa: If you don't want to be the center of attention, then I'll give you this.
Ilsa: This is my most beloved, luxury brand concealer.
Ilsa: You're in luck. This bottle should be enough to cover up everything. And if that's not enough, then I've got plenty more in stock.
Vaseraga: Con... What? What's that?
Ilsa: You really have no idea? When it comes to hiding dark circles underneath your eyes, concealer is your trusted vanguard.
Ilsa: This brand in particular is renowned for its high quality. I'm sure even your dainty skin won't have any troubles with it.
Ilsa: And this shade perfectly blends in with your skin tone. Go on and try it.
Vaseraga: ...
Ilsa: What's wrong? Do you want some foundation and lipstick too?
Vaseraga: No, it's not that.
Vaseraga: None of this stuff looks cheap. I didn't think you guys would go this far for me.
Underneath the shadow of his helmet, Vaseraga makes eye contact with (Captain).
Choose: We wanna spend time with you, Vaseraga.
Vaseraga: All right.
Vaseraga: Never thought I'd be here doing this, but I suppose that's just life.
Ilsa: The offer for lipstick and foundation is still on the table. Are you sure you want to go out without them?
Vaseraga: Nah, I'll pass. I can't say no to kids though.
Lyria: Yay! You're so nice, Vaseraga!
Ilsa: Pupper and the others are going to be happy to hear this—they weren't frolicking around the store looking for your swimwear for nothing.
All right, let's refocus now.
All right, let's refocus now.
Ilsa: Everyone! Prepare for immediate departure! Vacations don't last forever! We must strike while the iron's still hot!
Vyrn: Roger that! We won't waste a second!
Ilsa: Commence swift preparations! Assemble at the deck when you're done! Dismissed!
Lyria: Yes!
Ilsa: All right, is everyone here? Make sure you haven't forgotten anything!
Vaseraga: Sports drink, parasol, beach ball... check. The commander's concealer, check. Oh, and Vyrn.
Vaseraga: Looks like I've got everything on me.
Vyrn: H-hey! Are you planning on carrying me?
Vaseraga: Yeah. Since you're so small, it'll be easy to lose you. I wouldn't want that to happen.
Vyrn: Oh... Well, I guess if you're doing it outta good intentions, then I shouldn't complain...
Lyria: Hehe, but I gotta say, Vaseraga's swimsuit is pretty amazing!
Lyria: There's lots of space to carry things around, and it looks super cool on you! Don't you think so too, (Captain)?
(Captain) grins and nods in agreement.
Vaseraga: I appreciate the compliments, but I just can't get used to hearing them. Save them for Ilsa.
Vaseraga: She's more energetic and prepared than anyone else here—really showing us who's the commander.
Ilsa: Of course! It would be a dereliction of my duties if you all failed to get adequate rest.
Ilsa: That's why, on behalf of my fellow Society members who aren't joining us today, I'll be watching you all closely!
Ilsa: But more importantly, everyone's mission is to enjoy themselves to the fullest at this beach resort!
Ilsa: After all, it's not everyday I get a chance to wear this beautiful swimsuit made by Korwa!
Vaseraga: So that's why you're gung ho about this.
Vaseraga shrugs to himself as Ilsa's voice continues to boom across the deck of the airship.
Ilsa: Are you ready, everyone? Let's go!
Lyria & Vyrn: Roger!
Vaseraga watches the crew as they skip off into the blazing summer sun.
Squinting his eyes, he takes in the dazzling scene before him.