Scenario:Ewiyar - Mighty Cat's Hissy Fit
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Mighty Cat's Hissy Fit
Ewiyar—now known to be the Emerald Dragon—accidentally damages some of the ship's curtains while docked at an island. Seeing this, Lyria lets out a surprised yelp, startling the cat. Ewiyar's mood is ruined, and she quickly dashes out of the room and off the boat, making her way into the nearby town. Meanwhile, Hazen hears whispers of some tourist-targeted schemes and also makes his way into town to do a little investigating of his own.
As a being similar to the Six Dragons, Orologia proved difficult to subdue. However, (Captain)'s crew, together with the Eternals, were able to successfully quell the calamitous rampage.
During the ordeal, Ewiyar's true identity was revealed to be that of the Emerald Dragon. With the cat out of the bag, she finds herself atop a cabinet in one of the ship's common areas.
Ewiyar: Good grief! Why in the world must I, of all beings, stoop to hiding in a cramped corner?
Ewiyar: During that kerfuffle the other day, I performed above and beyond anyone else! It never would have been solved without my efforts.
Ewiyar: I worked sooo hard and was sooo tired afterwards!
Ewiyar: They should be heaping praise upon me! Treating me with utmost esteem! Putting me on a pedestal!
Ewiyar: Yet it's the exact opposite when it comes to the singularity's ilk!
Lyria: Hey! Ewiyar! You can't do that!
Ewiyar: Meow!
Seeing the pesky cat leap onto a table, Lyria picks her up and places her on the ground.
Lyria: Ewiyar, you have to wipe your feet before coming in and jumping everywhere!
Ewiyar: Meow!
Ewiyar: Slurp, slurp... Meow.
Vyrn: No, Ewiyar!
Ewiyar: Meow? What is it?
Vyrn: You gotta stop drinking from the vase. Why else would we put out a water bowl for ya?
Ewiyar: Meorw...
Ewiyar: Meow! Meooow!
Ewiyar attempts to get her paws into the kitchen cabinet and help herself to some dried fish.
Ewiyar: Meow!
(Captain) catches the mischievous cat red-handed and promptly kicks her out of the kitchen.
Ewiyar: Meow! Meow...
Ewiyar: Is this how I'm to be treated? Me! The one and only Ewiyar!
Ewiyar: "No, Ewiyar. Bad Ewiyar." Who do they think they are?
Ewiyar: As soon as they found out I understood their simple tongue, this is what I get! The absolute insolence!
Ewiyar: These mortals should be groveling at my feet and thanking me for merely existing!
Ewiyar: The girl in blue, the red dragon—even the singularity! The audacity of them all!
Ewiyar: Perhaps they need a lesson in not taking things for granted!
Ewiyar: I shall no longer spoil them with my presence! The loss of their most adorable member will be their punishment!
Ewiyar: Thus, I have consigned myself to laying low in this secluded nook. What a disgrace!
Sitting as quietly as a loaf of bread—and looking like one too—Ewiyar whaps her tail against the cabinet top.
Ewiyar: Those fools need to—yawn—appreciate me... meowre...
Ewiyar: ...
With nothing around her other than some dusty books to keep her company, Ewiyar begins to doze off.
Hazen: Ah, (Captain). Do you all happen to be busy?
Lyria: Not at all! Is something wrong, Hazen?
Hazen: There is indeed. I've caught wind of troublesome news. Apparently some thug is scamming unwary travelers.
Vyrn: Lemme guess: you wanna track this scoundrel down?
Hazen: Yes. I wish to set them straight. And since we'll be here for a while, I should have enough time.
Hazen: That is, so long as our captain has no objections, of course.
Vyrn: Yep! We're stuck here until we're done with this mission, so that should give you a few days!
Lyria: But, Hazen, will you be all right on your own?
Lyria: Those kinds of people tend to get pretty violent...
Hazen: Thank you for your concern. I won't do anything imprudent. I just want to do a little digging of my own.
Hazen: But if things do get out of hand, can I call on you for help?
Lyria: Of course! Just be careful.
Hazen: Likewise, if you need my assistance, let me know. I'll drop my investigation and head your way.
Vyrn: Yep! You got it!
Ewiyar: Meow... Snore...
Ewiyar: Meow!
After much tossing and turning, an unconscious Ewiyar tumbles off the cabinet.
Ewiyar: Meooow!
The flailing feline's claws latch on to a nearby curtain, and she drags down the entire assembly, rod and all.
Lyria: What was that noise?
Ewiyar: Groan... What just happened?
Lyria: Wah!
Ewiyar: Meow!
Lyria: The curtain!
Lyria yelps at the sight of the toppled drapery, sending Ewiyar bolting out of the room.
Ewiyar: Meow... Huff... Huff...
Ewiyar: What an irksome child, startling me like that!
Ewiyar: I fall to the floor, and that's her reaction? How about you comfort poor little me first?
Ewiyar: That blundering girl in blue!
Ewiyar: And what was that face supposed to mean!
Vyrn: This curtain's so old. Think it's time to get a new one?
Lyria: Hmm... I dunno. I do love this one.
Lyria: The open-knit style looks so snazzy. Isn't it nice?
Vyrn: Huh, you got a point! Guess it'll be fine if we give it a good wash.
Lyria: Right! I'll clean it along with the other curtains!
Ewiyar: ...
Ewiyar: I-it's certainly not my fault! It shouldn't have been so fragile in the first place!
Ewiyar: Sure, there might be some new holes now, but you can hardly blame me for that!
Ewiyar: Fool! Moron! Nincompoop! Why does she have to go and make that face!
Ewiyar: I don't know what the problem is, but...
Ewiyar: I don't like this one bit!
Mind ajumble, Ewiyar leaps off the moored airship.
The windswept cat, fur standing on end, makes an expert landing before dashing through the dock and disappearing into the bustle of the nearby town.