Scenario:Auld Lanxiety - Chapter 4: The Captain's Pop Quiz - Episode 3
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Auld Lanxiety - Chapter 4: The Captain's Pop Quiz - Episode 3
With no help on the horizon from any of the Divine Generals, Vyrn does his best to answer increasingly tricky questions about his adventures with (Captain).
(Captain) is as suspicious as ever, and there's still no sign of the Divine Generals.
The captain continues to grill Vyrn while Lyria and Zooey look on.
(Captain): What kind of seafood did we eat last summer with the Eternals, gong?
Vyrn: Sea urkin!
Lyria: Nice going, Vyrn!
Vyrn: How could I forget? I still have dreams about that meal!
Vyrn: Wasn't it ultra-megacrab, or something like that?
Lyria: That's... kind of close... I think the crab came earlier though...
Vyrn: Seafood... seafood...
Uhh... watermelon?
Uhh... watermelon?
Lyria: Vyrn... You're not old enough to make dad jokes...
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(Captain): Gong. Do you remember Anne, the most talented student at Mysteria Academy? What did she summon with her magic?
Vyrn: Summoning is all about talking to ghosts, right?
Lyria: No! If it was that easy, this wouldn't make much of a test!
Vyrn: Oh, I know. It was Procris.
Lyria: Well, that was sort of a summoning... But I'm
the one controlling Procris now.
Vyrn: Paragon spirits! Io was going on about how impressed she was with Anne for doing it.
Lyria: Yeah! That really blew Io away!
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Zooey: I didn't think mortals could wield such power... Skydwellers never cease to amaze me.
(Captain): Who do Dorothy and Claudia work for on Sharom Island, gong?
Vyrn: Her name is Constance! I wouldn't forget Ms. Queeny.
Lyria: Hehe. I wonder how Constance is doing.
Vyrn: Constan... tia?
Lyria: Vyrn, you need some memory training!
Vyrn: Constantinople!
Vyrn: No wait, let me change it!
Lyria: People might like it better that way.
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(Captain): What was the main ingredient of the pillow kebabs we ate in Akino, gong?
Vyrn: Beans!
Lyria: They were so good! Ooh, I wanna go back and have some more!
Vyrn: Well, pillow is right in the name, so... that?
Zooey: So... pillows are in fact edible... I will have to try them.
Lyria: Zooey, please don't take a bite out of your pillow. That was a complete shot in the dark.
Vyrn: Eggs? I feel like I remember kind of an eggy flavor...
Lyria: Huh? Really? I could've sworn there was bean paste involved...
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Vyrn: Aren't we done yet?
Vyrn: Grrr... I'm not going out without a fight!
(Captain): Vice-Captain Vane was in charge of one team of White Dragon recruits during their entrance exam. What was their team name, gong?
Vyrn: Okay, now this I know...
Vyrn: Team... Kitten?
Lyria: Noooo!
Lyria: Although... that would be pretty cute.
Vyrn: It was Team Chickadee! Vane introduced us all.
Lyria: Yes! Hehe, I love that name. So cute!
Vyrn: Team Chicken Strips, or something in that neighborhood?
Lyria: That's not it...
Lyria: And you're making me hungry, Vyrn!
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